The Three Penguins

Two penguins were talking about a weird penguin. The penguins name was called Hot Water Bags the Notorious. Suddenly, HWB appeared and said "Isn't it cold?" The two penguins replied "No." Then HWB started to charge them but limped so he yelled "I'm Carl not HWB and I'll get you!" As the two penguins ran from HWB aka Carl the notorious. a month later they met again and the two penguins said "Isn't that Carl the writing teacher?"